Aug 20, 2003

If Jesus is on that mainline are Pat Robertson's calls blocked?


Pat Plagiarizes the pReznit? HOLY COW!!!
Attorneys for pReznit 'Bring it On' are considering bringing suit against Robertson for using the phrase popularized by cowBOY GEORGE. Words uttered by the Comumbler-in-Chief are all under copyright and "Bring It On" is a Bumblebrain trademark. "Robertson is trying to make up for his Liberian Gold loss on the coattails of pReznitential popularity." said a spokesman.

This news caps off a very bad month for the televangelist. 35 days have passed since he launched his 21 DAY SUPREME COURT PRAYER VIGIL with no sign from GOD and no resignations or deaths on the Supreme Court. Does this mean that Robertson is out of touch with GOD? Or is GOD just too busy talking to pReznit "I Smote Em but missed?"

Robertson Calls for Justices' Retirement Tuesday July 15
Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson urged his nationwide audience Monday to pray for God to remove three justices so they could be replaced by conservatives. "We ask for miracles in regard to the Supreme Court,'' Robertson said on the CBN 700 Club. Robertson has launched a 21-day "prayer offensive'' (or was it OFFENSIVE PRAYER?) directed at SCOTUS in the wake of its 6-3 vote that decriminalized sodomy. Robertson said that the ruling "has opened the door to homosexual marriage, bigamy, legalized prostitution and even incest.''
From Swinger to Saint - From Shout It From the Housetops By Pat Robertson
"You are the Lord's guest," the handsome Dutchman said as we looked at the menu in the elegant Philadelphia restaurant. "God is generous, not stingy. He wants you to have the best. Order anything you want."
Robertson took this as a sign from GOD and became the richest TELEVANGELIST in history, but since Charles Taylor stepped down in Liberia resulting in a 15 million dollar investment loss for Robertson in Liberian Gold mines, he must think GOD had something else in mind.
Robertson accused President Bush of “undermining a Christian, Baptist president to bring in Muslim rebels” by asking Liberian President Charles Taylor, recently indicted for war crimes, to step down
GOD only knows what kind of hell Pat can raise at this next event on September 11th in Washington DC. I wouldn't be caught anywhere near the capitol on that date.
For more Poligious news check out Lilith at A Rational Animal on the Alabama Supreme Court Justice and the Ten Commandments. Rush Limbaughtomy has always been of the opinion that GOD has nothing to do with Judeo-Christian male supremacy and it pisses Her off. Lilith would certainly know and I urge her to be out of the Capitol on that date.

Four star review for Bring It On is Right!, August 1, 2003 Reviewer: RW On Amazon.com
I cannot wait to read this inspirational book recommended by my cousin Perry! And Perry should know about inspiration. Recently, while watching the '700 Club' Perry put his hands on the TV during the prayers and his erectile dysfunction was completely healed. Some, but not all, of his prison buddies were thrilled.

By way of Apathy, Inc.and Notes on the Atrocities have other inside looks at pseudo-Christian demographics in the USA with this NYT/CNN piece and more. For a more serious intellectual view of Judeo Christian law read Mark Kleinman In reflecting that this post is particularly one-sided in it's depiction of Pat Robertson and the effect that may have on The Right Christians I offer these latter links to a more sober view. I would be remiss if I did not include Alllen Brill in this list as an excellent read on good Christian politics.
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