Something for a Sunday Morning

Psalm 2003: A Psalm of Bush

With Bush as our shepherd, we shall know want.
He makes us lie down on park benches,
He leads us beside the still factories,
He restores our rage
He guides us in the paths of unemployment for the wealthy's sake.
He claims that we walk in the valley of the shadow of terrorist
and we should fear the evil Muslims
Our soldiers die because he lied

His tax cuts for the rich and deficit spending
discomfort us.
He anoints us with never-ending debt,
Our cups will soon be empty.
Surely poverty and hard living will follow us,
all the days of his pResidency
And our jobless children shall pay for his mistakes forever.

Not to be Out-Rushed: Robertson out on a Limb-augh

TV preacher Pat Robertson pulled a Rush Limbaugh move yesterday when he tried to defend the embattled right-winger -and wound up insulting actor Morgan Freeman. Robertson said Limbaugh should not be criticized for saying that black Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb benefits from "social concern." Freeman - who is black - also got a slide from the media, Robertson said.

"He started off playing a chauffeur in 'Driving Miss Daisy,' and then they elevated him to head of the CIA and then they elevated him to President and in his last role they made him God," Robertson said on the "700 Club." "I just wonder, isn't Rush Limbaugh right to question the fact, is he that good an actor or not?"

SERIAL SCHWARTZENGROPER !!!
Says Schwartzengroper, "Whea ders Smoke ders Fiah"
RL says Schwartzengroper is "Up in Smoke" in the "Backdraft" of a "Towering Inferno"

4 More Women Go Public Against Schwarzenegger

In all, 15 women have now accused the Republican candidate for governor of grabbing or groping them. On the campaign trail Saturday, Schwarzenegger denounced as a "puke campaign" news reports that he has behaved abusively toward women.

The latest DRUG RUSH tidbits:

UPDATE: Freakin Freepers in a Frenzy Their tongues are beating their little brains out.

Louis Beshara and wife Gloria Rodriguez, are said to have illegally sold hundreds of thousands of prescription painkillers from their Palm Beach-area pharmacy. According to a Palm Beach County sheriff's search-warrant affidavit, Beshara provided a powerful and addictive painkiller to dealers who then resold the pills to users. Limbaugh scored some of Beshara's pills through his former maid Wilma Cline.

Limbaugh has hired famed Miami defense lawyer Roy Black, said Florida TV station WPTV. Black's clients have included sportscaster Marv Albert, and William Kennedy Smith.

Rush who has allegedly long battled an addiction to OxyContin, purchased the drug illegally, and twice battled his habit in rehab. Limbaugh told his listeners in 1995: "If people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up."

The hiring of top gun Black means Rush has no intention of following his own prescription for illegal drug users.