EIGHT IS ENOUGH BUSH & McSAME'S GREATEST HITS
2001 9/11 BUSH ON VACATION when WARNED of ATTACK
In Crawford TX ignores a Condi Rice hand delivered National Security Memo - Al Queda Determined to Attack US. Only a fool would vacation in Crawford TX in August.
This particular fool has a family compound in Kennebunkport Maine.
No wonder he was too dim to comprehend the danger of an attack.
2002 THE ENRON COLLAPSE
Kenny Boy Lay a major contributor and favored friend of W oversees the greatest confidence scheme in corporate history that does not end until the Terminator is Governor of California
2003 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
In the mother of all premature ejaculations Captain Codpiece takes to the skies and becomes his own WMD landing on an aircraft carrier off San Diego ordering the ship to turn around for a better television shot.
2004 ABU GHRAIB
Not content to torture American's here at home with mangled English W shames every American with his policies of Rendition and Torture in Guantanamo and Iraq
2005 HURRICANE KATRINA
Not content to allow his Horse Show expert and FEMA chief to screw up relief in New Orleans by failure to get water to the Super Dome in eight days, W celebrates McSame's birthday in Phoenix while hundreds die in the Gulf - not that gulf but our gulf
2006 JACK ABRAMOFF GETS CAUGHT
Just one of hundreds of lobbyists running Washington into the ground in the biggest transfer of wealth in history, Jack Abramoff is stupid enough to get caught. That fails to deter John McSame from staffing his campaign with 157 lobbyists who claim that McSame and Palin will reform Washington.
If you believe that I've got a bridge to nowhere that may interest you.
2007 ALBERTO GONZALES RESIGNS
After running the Justice Department as if it were the Bush Criminal Defense Team
Alberto 'Johnny Cochran' Gonzales's glove no longer fits.
Gonzales leaves an indelible stain of Liberty University Law grads who have been vetted politically to fit the W mold.
Only W could top the clueless John Ashcroft with a worse choice.
2008 WALL STREET AND MCSAME MELTDOWN
Banks and Stocks dive and disappear like stock brokers plunging from office towers on Black Monday. McHOOVER assures us "the Fundamentals of the Economy are Strong."
In Crawford TX ignores a Condi Rice hand delivered National Security Memo - Al Queda Determined to Attack US. Only a fool would vacation in Crawford TX in August.
This particular fool has a family compound in Kennebunkport Maine.
No wonder he was too dim to comprehend the danger of an attack.
2002 THE ENRON COLLAPSE
Kenny Boy Lay a major contributor and favored friend of W oversees the greatest confidence scheme in corporate history that does not end until the Terminator is Governor of California
2003 MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
In the mother of all premature ejaculations Captain Codpiece takes to the skies and becomes his own WMD landing on an aircraft carrier off San Diego ordering the ship to turn around for a better television shot.
2004 ABU GHRAIB
Not content to torture American's here at home with mangled English W shames every American with his policies of Rendition and Torture in Guantanamo and Iraq
2005 HURRICANE KATRINA
Not content to allow his Horse Show expert and FEMA chief to screw up relief in New Orleans by failure to get water to the Super Dome in eight days, W celebrates McSame's birthday in Phoenix while hundreds die in the Gulf - not that gulf but our gulf
2006 JACK ABRAMOFF GETS CAUGHT
Just one of hundreds of lobbyists running Washington into the ground in the biggest transfer of wealth in history, Jack Abramoff is stupid enough to get caught. That fails to deter John McSame from staffing his campaign with 157 lobbyists who claim that McSame and Palin will reform Washington.
If you believe that I've got a bridge to nowhere that may interest you.
2007 ALBERTO GONZALES RESIGNS
After running the Justice Department as if it were the Bush Criminal Defense Team
Alberto 'Johnny Cochran' Gonzales's glove no longer fits.
Gonzales leaves an indelible stain of Liberty University Law grads who have been vetted politically to fit the W mold.
Only W could top the clueless John Ashcroft with a worse choice.
2008 WALL STREET AND MCSAME MELTDOWN
Banks and Stocks dive and disappear like stock brokers plunging from office towers on Black Monday. McHOOVER assures us "the Fundamentals of the Economy are Strong."
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